saturday-afternoon-reviews: TRANSFORMERS

“I didn’t like the toys but I liked Megan Fox. Even though I can probably act better than her.”

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saturday-afternoon-reviews: DIE HARD 4

“I thought it was very realistic. Especially when Bruce Willis jumps out of the speeding car which hits another car to bounce fifty feet in the air destroying a police helicopter. Still, the movie was bad because I didn’t like it.”

-Note 1: “I recently discovered that the previous sentence might be a bit egoist or egocentric. I’ll still keep it since I trust you’ll understand I know better than you.”

-Note 2: “I most recently discovered this last sentence might be even more self-centered than the one of before. That means I’m getting good at this.”


saturday-afternoon-reviews: ALIEN VS PREDATOR

“Who would ever want to play an alien? They are bad and kill people. Kinda like Niko Bellic from Grand Theft Auto 4.”


saturday-afternoon-reviews: THE LORD OF THE RINGS TRILOGY

“When I went to see the first movie, in order to get the best out of my ticket I went to see another movie during the middle part of it instead. I liked the beginning but the ending was pointless.

When I heard the other two movies were three hour long as well I decided to only watch the last half hour of the final one. It was cheesy and Viggo Morgenstein looked gay with that crown”


saturday-afternoon-reviews: PORTAL

“This game is trash. I’ve been trying to beat the first level for eleven hours, then the disk broke. By itself. I swear.”


saturday-afternoon-reviews: KILL BILL

“I decided not to watch it because of the lack of originality in the title, who’s Bill anyway?”


saturday-afternoon-reviews: HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHL..Pf- Pt1

“Boring, the best part was when they were in Hogwarts and I went to the bathroom for my diarrhea.”