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—- “What’s the point of his hair, anyway? I hate this game.”
– “Why do you keep playing it then?”
—- “Just cause.”
– “Not funny.”
—- “I know.”
“They should have asked the rights to Antonio Banderas.”
“You know the parts in which your cousin invites you to go get drunk and you end up wandering around aimlessly and unstably just to be hit by multiple cars outside of the club?
I did that every night. Coolest game ever.”
“And I thought gamers were all lazy asses.”
“I do not get square enix: did they name each game ‘final’ so you could get mad when they release the thirteenth one?”
“This game is a master piece. Of crap.”
“This game is trash. I’ve been trying to beat the first level for eleven hours, then the disk broke. By itself. I swear.”