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Posted: May 17, 2011 Filed under: Trash | Tags: Games, Humour, movies, notes, review, reviews Leave a commentOh. The site died in 7 days of no posting. Got it. Ok. It probably means I’m in need of a new review. So here it is:
-saturday-afternoon-reviews: WORDPRESS..
“..Sucks.”
PORTAL game cover redesign.
Posted: May 9, 2011 Filed under: Trash | Tags: comedy, cover, design, Games, gaming, Humour, picture, Portal, review, reviews, videogame Leave a commentMaybe my old review wasn’t clear enough. Check out my redesign.
saturday afternoon reviews: JUST CAUSE
Posted: May 8, 2011 Filed under: Videogame reviews | Tags: Games, Humour, Just Cause, reviews, videogame, xbox. Leave a comment—- “What’s the point of his hair, anyway? I hate this game.”
– “Why do you keep playing it then?”
—- “Just cause.”
– “Not funny.”
—- “I know.”
“They should have asked the rights to Antonio Banderas.”
saturday-afternoon-reviews: GRAND THEFT AUTO 4
Posted: May 7, 2011 Filed under: Videogame reviews | Tags: game review, grand theft auto, gta 4, review, videogame Leave a comment“You know the parts in which your cousin invites you to go get drunk and you end up wandering around aimlessly and unstably just to be hit by multiple cars outside of the club?
I did that every night. Coolest game ever.”
saturday-afternoon-reviews: xbox 360 KINECT
Posted: May 7, 2011 Filed under: Videogame reviews | Tags: game, Kinect, review, videogame, xbox. Leave a comment“And I thought gamers were all lazy asses.”
saturday-afternoon-reviews: FINAL FANTASY 13
Posted: May 6, 2011 Filed under: Videogame reviews | Tags: comedy, fantasy, final fantasy, game, review, videogame 2 Comments“I do not get square enix: did they name each game ‘final’ so you could get mad when they release the thirteenth one?”
saturday-afternoon-reviews: SNIPER: GHOST WARRIOR
Posted: May 6, 2011 Filed under: Videogame reviews | Tags: game, game review, ghost warrior, review, sniper, videogame Leave a comment“This game is a master piece. Of crap.”
saturday-afternoon-reviews: TRANSFORMERS
Posted: May 6, 2011 Filed under: Film reviews | Tags: megan fox, movie, review, transformers Leave a comment“I didn’t like the toys but I liked Megan Fox. Even though I can probably act better than her.”
saturday-afternoon-reviews: DIE HARD 4
Posted: May 6, 2011 Filed under: Film reviews | Tags: bruce willis, die hard, movie, reviews 4 Comments“I thought it was very realistic. Especially when Bruce Willis jumps out of the speeding car which hits another car to bounce fifty feet in the air destroying a police helicopter. Still, the movie was bad because I didn’t like it.”
-Note 1: “I recently discovered that the previous sentence might be a bit egoist or egocentric. I’ll still keep it since I trust you’ll understand I know better than you.”
-Note 2: “I most recently discovered this last sentence might be even more self-centered than the one of before. That means I’m getting good at this.”
saturday-afternoon-reviews: ALIEN VS PREDATOR
Posted: May 5, 2011 Filed under: Videogame reviews | Tags: Alien, Alien vs predator, gta, review Leave a comment“Who would ever want to play an alien? They are bad and kill people. Kinda like Niko Bellic from Grand Theft Auto 4.”
saturday-afternoon-reviews: THE LORD OF THE RINGS TRILOGY
Posted: May 5, 2011 Filed under: Film reviews | Tags: Lord of the rings, review, Viggo Leave a comment“When I went to see the first movie, in order to get the best out of my ticket I went to see another movie during the middle part of it instead. I liked the beginning but the ending was pointless.
When I heard the other two movies were three hour long as well I decided to only watch the last half hour of the final one. It was cheesy and Viggo Morgenstein looked gay with that crown”
saturday-afternoon-reviews: PORTAL
Posted: May 5, 2011 Filed under: Videogame reviews | Tags: Portal, review, videogame Leave a comment“This game is trash. I’ve been trying to beat the first level for eleven hours, then the disk broke. By itself. I swear.”
saturday-afternoon-reviews: KILL BILL
Posted: May 4, 2011 Filed under: Film reviews | Tags: comedy, FIlm review, Kill Bill, review Leave a comment“I decided not to watch it because of the lack of originality in the title, who’s Bill anyway?”
saturday-afternoon-reviews: HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHL..Pf- Pt1
Posted: May 4, 2011 Filed under: Film reviews | Tags: deathly hallows, FIlm review, Harry Potter Leave a comment“Boring, the best part was when they were in Hogwarts and I went to the bathroom for my diarrhea.”
saturday-afternoon-reviews: COWBOYS & ALIENS
Posted: May 4, 2011 Filed under: Film reviews Leave a comment“I haven’t seen it yet but I bet it’s going to be even better than Geisha vs Ninjas.”
saturday-afternoon-reviews: INCEPTION
Posted: May 4, 2011 Filed under: Film reviews | Tags: FIlm review, Inception, sleeping Leave a comment“Lame, who even likes watching people sleeping anyway”
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